Watching Rick Astley sing his song.
Seems to know longcat is very long. 
Goatse's sphere penetrates my very soul.
Hiding on the forums all alone
No one's read a single thing I said.
It sounded so funny inside my head. 
It looks as though my post ain't getting bumped. 
I am an attention seeking whore. 
Why do you get all the lulz in the world?