I pushed a button and turned on the oven and a
He pushed a button and he dropped the tray
You pushed a button and could buy it on the internet
These creme brulees didn't last too long ha ha
I'm sick of heaing 'bout the biscuits and the brownies
Have some delicious crumpets and tea
The biggest problem with the way that we've been doing this is
The more we let you have the less that I'll be keeping for me    
I pushed a button and elected him to office and a

Well I used to make car windscreens
Now I'm baking and using cream
Traded in my shirt for apron
And I sign my name with a capital C
    
Don't give a shit about the temperature in the kitchen
Don't really see what all the fuss is about
Ain't gonna worry bout no helath and safety regulations
I'm sure somebody's gonna clean it all up
Don't try to tell me how some power can corrupt a person
You haven't eaten enough to know a good cake    
You're only angry 'cause you wish you were in my position
Now knead the dough because you know that I'm right - all right!

Well I used to make car windscreens
Now I'm baking and using cream
Traded in my shirt for apron
And I sign my name with a capital C
    
Well I used to make car windscreens
Now I'm baking and using cream
Traded in my shirt for apron
And I sign my name with a capital C