Blue Sprinkles on the cake That we used to bake Spells out happy birthday and the jam goes Splodge Right between my hands Walk other the mess Remember what you said, you know the part about Cake? Is just a sugary treat Well I know what you mean But that ain't how we bake them in this town How can this be real? I can barely knead Any dough I am trying to bake I am trying to eat cake This is not a patisserie I am trying to knead Dough hardens in the pan Hot crumpets in my hands Maybe help you understand The way that things are gonna taste There's nothing left to cook Not even pesticides I keep telling myself I am trying to bake I am trying to eat cake This is not a patisserie I am trying to knead